It's a Good Thing We're All Different
Nomotherearth tagged me for a meme—five weird things about me. Here are some I’m willing to share:
I am freakishly punctual
I am usually the first one to show up for an event, securing the largest and most well located table, only to find everyone else is fashionably late. By the time everyone else arrives I am on my second solo drink, enduring dirty looks from the maitre de.
I like porn movies
I just wish there was more good porn out there. I would love to be a porn producer. Can anyone recommend any decent quality porn?
I am exceptionally self-disciplined
In some respects, anyway. I just finished an essay that isn’t due until the end of the month--I will make myself work on term papers during all of Cakes’ naps, no matter how much I want to blog or watch Grey’s Anatomy. I’ve been watching my budget--I haven’t been to Starbucks in almost a month. I’ve been reading a novel a week (yes, I read even more books than I mention here. I can’t bear to criticize a writer, so I only blog about books I really like).
I can be ridiculously undisciplined in other respects
There are some things I just can’t say no to, like another glass of wine, second helpings, a social event.
I haven’t been to the dentist in almost nine years.
I blogged about this back in August and I am embarrassed to say, nothing has changed.
Anyone else want to share their idiosyncrasies? Be my guest!
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posted by metro mama @ 3:04 PM
14 Comments:
2 things.
Get your butt to a dentist. I'm waiting...
good. I expect no more of THAT from you.
I like a bit of nasty porn as well, unfortunately most of it is so....pimply. A good trick is to watch it on a channel you don't really get so it comes in blurry...that way its just sound effects. I like more of a 'suggestion' of things...not the full out bad lighting. But each to their own.
God, the things you find out about people around here. shocking.
I imagine the puncutality and the self-discipline are related characteristics. I have neither. If it were not for the last minute I would never get anything done.
Get thee to a dentist ! Do you need moral support? Sedation? I can help.
So it took this post to get me out in the open...HI. I read when I get a chance but, have never commented.
I am terrified (well was) of the dentist. I am still afraid but, I am telling you my dentist has every form of medication possible, TV's to watch with headsets and they are just very, very, nice to chicken shits like me. Were talking they wipe my tears, sometimes it just hurts a bit.
My aunt gets put to sleep (not the in the pet kind of way) but, she is completely out under sedation for every check-up and cleaning. I am not that bad but, let's just say I have had 3 root canals in the past 12 months and would have not made it without the pre-med and gas.
Trust me I have the crappiest teeth and it is better to know what you are up against.
In case you are interested they are in the Leslie and Sheppard area have a website:
sleepfordentistry.com
I have been going since high school after I bit my dentist and he told my mother to never bring me back. Trust me these guys are super.
So um, nice talking to you!
Whoa, I think I've got you beat with the dentist, or I did until last August. It had been 9 or 10 years, but then I broke a tooth last April. It took me until August to actually go have it fixed though. Miraculously, I had no tartar or plaque on my teeth, but plenty of aspiring cavities that (now that I know about them) are beginning to give me trouble.
For the dentist stuff? Yeah, I think you need some of that sedation therapy. You might ask them to give you two doses. heehee.
What would high quality porn be? Better looking actors? Better positions? Actual plots? And if its in the plot? Romance? Comedy? Would there be car chase scenes or explosions?
Ohhh.. A request for a future blog entry... If you could write/direct a porn script, what would the story be? What actors would you employ? (Can take mainstream ones) Where would it take place (which city)? Am dying to know!
I like porn myself- I don't mind it as it is, but if you want something with more of a plot line, try googling "porn for women" or any porn produced by Jill Kelly (she used to be a porn "actress" [lol] and now she produces/directs).
And I haven't been to the dentist in a while either. i went when I was pregnant because it was free, but she did a real hack job and I think I'm honestly worse off now. before her, I hadn't been since I was 15. Now I have HORRIBLE cavities (so does Tim) and we just can't afford for both of us (let alone one of us) to go!
I like porn too. Woo!
Michael Ninn - producer.
;)
I am ridiculously punctual myself. We should go to the same events so that we can hang out till the rest tromp in.
I'm not anti-porn myself, but the bad acting really annoys me.
porn sans boob jobs and bad actresses cooing like giving some guy a blow job is their greatest pleasure is ok by me.
know of any?
I like good porn, too, but it has to be good. That means good acting and a real storyline, along with good looking men. Why is it so hard to find porn with really good looking men?
Two things-
1- Wha? 9 years, no dentist?
2 "Quality Porn"? My new neighbor is a porn producer (yeah, I live in "the valley" in L.A.) Trust me, quality means a movie that takes at least an hour to film.
There certainly is some really the bad porn out there.
too many close ups and bad ass acne.
and really, what's so wrong with a little bit of pubic hair? why must these girls be so over zealous with the wax jobs?
It's an untapped market if you ask me.
we need more female produced porn.
Thanks for reminding me, I need to make a dentist appointment.
I'm the opposite though, I go every 6-12 months.
but if it's any consolation I usually show up a few minutes late.
punctuality not being one of my strong suits.
Ok ladies, I am hereby recommending my good friend's new book - he's an award winning porn writer (he prefers the term literary erotica). He writes mostly for a female audience.
Enjoy.. link here to my interview with him
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