A Poem for McHotty
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On this special day for love and devotion,
I long for a way to display my affection.
I didn’t shop online, or go to the mall-
You’re not fond of trinkets and my budget is small.
My cooking is shoddy, and baking’s a bore,
A BJ will make your day, but I want to do more.
So I’m writing this poem so I may sing your praise:
I’m glad you’re the guy with whom I spend my days.
You’re sweet and you’re smart; sometimes you’re naughty;
Happy Valentine's Day—I love you, McHotty!
For all you men out there...if you forgot about Valentine's Day, it's not too late. You can always give her this:
Thanks for the link, M!