Overhead at girls’ cottage weekend:
“Please pass the giant plate of meat.”
“Seriously, my life has been a porno movie.”
“Red or white sangria?”
“I tried to do that but it hurt too much so I stopped.”
“Did you tweet that?”
“I’m not so into 69. It’s like patting your head and rubbing your tummy.”
“I hope Sandra ‘forgot’ her pants again!”
“Spanking? Oh, it’s wonderful!”
I have a lot more, but I’m afraid of what whack jobs the google will bring.
Ladies, I love you, and miss you aleady. Give me a memento: add your favourites quotes in the comments!