metro mama

Tuesday, November 07, 2006

9 1/2 Minutes

Dear person who found me by googling avocado uses in foreplay,

Please let me know how that turned out for you. I have several ripe avocados in the fridge.

Thanks,

MM

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24 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

GAH!!!!! That is so freakin' funny... and silky smooth (hmmmmm... you know I can see now an avocado could be a sensual aid).

7:55 PM  
Blogger penelopeto said...

oh my.

8:52 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Google searches make me wonder about what really goes on behind closed doors. Wait, I don't want to know.

I say make some guacamole.

11:18 PM  
Blogger s@bd said...

omgsh - and LET ME KNOW, too.

That's AWEsome.

11:54 PM  
Anonymous Heather said...

Dude i like to think I'm creative but I got nothing. I also have a costco-sized bag of avocados in the fridge, but I think I'll save them for my wicked guac.

11:58 PM  
Anonymous Heather said...

Dude i like to think I'm creative but I got nothing. I also have a costco-sized bag of avocados in the fridge, but I think I'll save them for my wicked guac.

11:58 PM  
Blogger Domestic Slackstress said...

Someone found my blog today by google-ing "firing tampons." Nice. Not as nice as Avocado Uses in Foreplay. You know you're big-time when you get traffic from a zany search like that.

12:16 AM  
Blogger Haley-O said...

LOL. That's hilarious! I get the wierdest monkey searches. It always cracks me up. ;)

1:00 AM  
Blogger Lady M said...

Must be someone who lives in California. We have some friends visiting, and they were helping themselves to a nice serving of guacamole, noting that avocados cost $1 each where they live in the midwest. Too expensive to waste on foreplay.

1:04 AM  
Blogger The Cat said...

Now that made me laugh. Without sitemeters blogging wouldn't be half as fun would it.

5:52 AM  
Blogger Lisa b said...

Thanks for the smile!

8:43 AM  
Blogger penelopeto said...

actually, that was me, and i meant to type in 'avacado useless in foreplay.'

last night was a total bust.

10:08 AM  
Blogger Mrs. Chicky said...

As guacamole or the whole avocado?

Was there tortilla chips involved?

10:38 AM  
Blogger sunshine scribe said...

You kill me. LOL

11:15 AM  
Blogger metro mama said...

You're a dirty girl penelope!

11:42 AM  
Blogger nomotherearth said...

If you find a use for the avocado (or any other fruit/vegetable for that matter), please let me know. I'd love to be able to combine healthy eating and sex to maximize my time...

2:56 PM  
Blogger kittenpie said...

Ha! Penelope is cracking me up.

But, um, metro? Unless you enjoy a certain frisson brought on by the cold, you might want to take those out of the fridge for a while, first...

4:29 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Avocado?

Why?

Eew.

4:57 PM  
Blogger metro mama said...

kittenpie: good point!

ewe are here: I can see the merits. As long as they're ripe...like Mother Bumper said, silky smooth.

On the other hand, I love guacamole.

6:43 PM  
Blogger crazymumma said...

How on earth does one find out who googles for what? Avacados....and what?

10:55 PM  
Blogger Haley-O said...

Tagged ya. Cuz I thought you might like this one....

11:28 PM  
Blogger Haley-O said...

Sorry, the tag will be up tomorrow....I posted it today by accident! It's TT day. Totally forgot!

12:03 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hee hee... I think mangos would make a much better foreplay fruit than avocados. Less mushy but more slippery.

8:10 PM  
Blogger creative-Type Dad (Tony) said...

Wow- and I really like Avocado...

3:50 PM  

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