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Dear person who found me by googling avocado uses in foreplay,
Please let me know how that turned out for you. I have several ripe avocados in the fridge.
Thanks,
MM
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posted by metro mama @ 6:41 PM
metro mama
Tuesday, November 07, 2006
Please let me know how that turned out for you. I have several ripe avocados in the fridge.
Thanks,
MM
metro mama
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23 Comments:
GAH!!!!! That is so freakin' funny... and silky smooth (hmmmmm... you know I can see now an avocado could be a sensual aid).
oh my.
Google searches make me wonder about what really goes on behind closed doors. Wait, I don't want to know.
I say make some guacamole.
omgsh - and LET ME KNOW, too.
That's AWEsome.
Dude i like to think I'm creative but I got nothing. I also have a costco-sized bag of avocados in the fridge, but I think I'll save them for my wicked guac.
Dude i like to think I'm creative but I got nothing. I also have a costco-sized bag of avocados in the fridge, but I think I'll save them for my wicked guac.
Someone found my blog today by google-ing "firing tampons." Nice. Not as nice as Avocado Uses in Foreplay. You know you're big-time when you get traffic from a zany search like that.
LOL. That's hilarious! I get the wierdest monkey searches. It always cracks me up. ;)
Must be someone who lives in California. We have some friends visiting, and they were helping themselves to a nice serving of guacamole, noting that avocados cost $1 each where they live in the midwest. Too expensive to waste on foreplay.
Now that made me laugh. Without sitemeters blogging wouldn't be half as fun would it.
Thanks for the smile!
actually, that was me, and i meant to type in 'avacado useless in foreplay.'
last night was a total bust.
As guacamole or the whole avocado?
Was there tortilla chips involved?
You kill me. LOL
If you find a use for the avocado (or any other fruit/vegetable for that matter), please let me know. I'd love to be able to combine healthy eating and sex to maximize my time...
Ha! Penelope is cracking me up.
But, um, metro? Unless you enjoy a certain frisson brought on by the cold, you might want to take those out of the fridge for a while, first...
Avocado?
Why?
Eew.
kittenpie: good point!
ewe are here: I can see the merits. As long as they're ripe...like Mother Bumper said, silky smooth.
On the other hand, I love guacamole.
How on earth does one find out who googles for what? Avacados....and what?
Tagged ya. Cuz I thought you might like this one....
Sorry, the tag will be up tomorrow....I posted it today by accident! It's TT day. Totally forgot!
Hee hee... I think mangos would make a much better foreplay fruit than avocados. Less mushy but more slippery.
Wow- and I really like Avocado...
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